2. I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
3. I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
4. Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't
5. God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
6. Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
7. Everything in life is L U C K ! ;D